Zitate aus dem Internet – Oh Ppl Pls #008

“The “Unsubscribe” Button is the Waldo of an email newsletter”

“I once yelled MOTHERFUCKER at a book and threw it across the room.”

“Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.”
– Linus Torvalds

“If I’m pooping for too long, sometimes I talk to myself just to make sure I’m still alive.”

“I don’t know if this has happened to you but the other day I was walking in the park and woodpecker called me paranoid in morse code.”

“My doctor told me to always sit when I pee. I’m not allowed to lift any heavy objects.”

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